Toasted

1.Being tipsy but at the same time very relaxed, that point where everything feels good and one doesnt really care about anything. (my use of the word)

2.Being very high from smoking weed. (the more well known use of the word)

1. Last night was amazing, went from being nicely toasted to fucked out of my mind :)

2. Thats the last of it man, were fucking toasted!

by GordonJuws April 22, 2011

Camel Toad

"Camel Toe" written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb bitch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it's a drug her godson is taking. (Find the picture online)

Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.

OMG! Help me! My godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some...err.... Camel Toads? YES! CAMEL TOADS! OMG it must be a drug because Urbandictionary.com doesn't have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! What the fuck is a Camel Toad!

You dumb fucking bitch.

by bexposito October 17, 2005

Toast

Very hot guy. A guy that you could nom up.

Omh that guy is toast.

by sMegan November 1, 2012

Toah

A nice charming lad who is very loyal but may try to put a hole in your water bottle

Boy1: hey he stabbed my water bottle
Boy2:must be a Toah

by sucfor12buc November 12, 2018

Dutch Toaster Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).

Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"

by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008

cheese toastie

basically a grilled cheese sandwich.

A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"

by martini666 January 20, 2015

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

pipe (dick)

by lovely June 23, 2004