Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021

Squirrel cheese

The yellow center of an acorn

Hey! Look at this squirrel cheese.

by Mjkal August 24, 2016

Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.

DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!

by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018

Feral Squirrel

When you got a crazy one that likes to nibble on/gobble testicles.

Dam man, she was acting like a Feral Squirrel last night!

by Salty-Nutz March 10, 2022

scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017