Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Goon

An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick

Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!

by Perrin Word May 13, 2011

Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in

Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday

by El Nk255 December 6, 2023

Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.

I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.

by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025

Hungarian flicker gooning

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.

"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.

He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."

by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025

Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons

Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!

by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023