Liechtenstein-Man

A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.

Liechtenstein-Man scored a penalty against a country with a population of a small town!

by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023

man gape

The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.

Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.

by PawgPatroller9000 May 3, 2021

Man alive

Used as in the context of shock. Or awe. Usually when said it's exhaggerated. Also used to replace 'oh my god'.

1. Man alive!! (whilst perving at fit dancer in BCM)
2. Man alive that is beaut! (Whilst shopping and seeing a nice top)
3. Maaaaaan aliiiiive (As opposed to swearing whilst on a rollercoaster)

by Lynsey A-star August 23, 2005

leg man

A male whose primary sexual interest centers on women's legs, sometimes in distinction to one who is interested in tits or asses.

He's a leg man; he prefers legs to tits.

by legman1973 October 11, 2008

Florida Man

Some dumbass retard in Florida who probably shat on your lawn while you went to the beach.

Me-Oh fuck. Jimmy's dog shat on my lawn again.

Jimmy-Nah. It was the florida man

by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019

Isle of Man

if you don't like the Isle of Man there is a boat in the morning.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

the spider man

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006