A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017
Get the scanner squirrelmug. by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018
Get the Squirrel chimneymug. by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011
Get the squirrels nostrilmug. by rainingnuggets September 16, 2023
Get the look a squirrelmug. My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!
by 808OMeOMeOMy April 2, 2019
Get the pussy squirrelmug. When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.
Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?
Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
by MorningChew June 6, 2021
Get the Side Squirrelmug. by Whore Dan December 4, 2020
Get the Spider squirrelmug.