by Slang danga December 25, 2016
Get the Monkey thumbmug. A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag
KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours
by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010
Get the Vag Thumbmug. A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.
Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!
by rickbbiking September 23, 2012
Get the thumb dietmug. When your thumb is wiggling around with a glob of sweet potatoes on top of it.
Also a night time dish with almonds baked into a waffle
Also a night time dish with almonds baked into a waffle
Dude, your sister has a wacky thumb and now my dog smells like sweet potatoes.
Hey, are you gonna eat that wacky thumb?
Hey, are you gonna eat that wacky thumb?
by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011
Get the Wacky Thumbmug. the texting equivalent of a drum circle. a group of people who are way too obsessed with texting and thus spend all their time sitting in a circle, thumbs tapping madly.
by tubieds March 31, 2009
Get the thumb circlemug. the art of generating inflated statistical data to improve your chances of getting something done quicker (or in your favour) by sucking superfluous information out of your thumb.
if we implement this tool or feature we'll derive a 100% increase in revenue based on thumb data extracted during analysis.
by SexyBaldie July 1, 2011
Get the Thumb Datamug. 