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Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.
Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.
by penissemen October 12, 2019
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Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.
I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.
by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022
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Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.
Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!
by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021
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Four Stroke Little Twister

The act of missing four strokes on a golf course, getting angry, and twisting a penis.
"How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."
by Collations May 4, 2025
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Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.
I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.
by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025
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