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HOV Positive

Being able to use an HOV lane legally due to lesser restrictions placed during certain hours. Usually used in the context of using the lane right before the stronger restrictions come into effect.

For example, if an HOV lane is HOV-2 from 4-6PM and open to all traffic at all other times, leaving work no later than 3:30PM with a single occupant in your vehicle would be termed "HOV Positive"
"Can we leave class early today, we want to be HOV Positive."
by DJHCS November 5, 2012
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This position

You're a charlatan with a God complex. What ever you so will fail and literally everything I do suceeds. I need to be made to fail artificially for you to pretend to be competent and play thought leader.
Hym "Well, this position looks like it's winning but he still isn't resigning... So, shoot up a school once a month until he is de-powered and his sycophants are ferreted out."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the This positionmug.

victimary position

Much like missionary position, however the receiver is flat on there stomach in the " victimary position" while the giver is on top of them.
Hey what kinda of position does your girl like?

She likes it in the victimary position, ya know like im a stranger
by gst82581 May 2, 2015
mugGet the victimary positionmug.

Positive equity

Verb. Your overall Economic projection into the world. Antonym: negative equity.
I own a modest house, a paid off car, minimal debt, zero student loans, and some think its okay to come into my life and absorb my positive equity.
by Jennis TheMenace September 29, 2020
mugGet the Positive equitymug.

The Drake Position

A sex position where Drake hooks you with his horse cock and helicopters you around the room.
My favorite position is the drake position
by Turbo_racist February 27, 2024
mugGet the The Drake Positionmug.

Positions

‘Positions’ is Ariana Grande 6th studio album.
It was released the 30th October 2020.
Its biggest hits are Positions (Lead Single), 34+35, pov, motive (ft. Doja Cat)
hey what’s your favorite Ariana’s album

Positions!!
by xo augusto November 21, 2021
mugGet the Positionsmug.
Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
mugGet the Positive vision of the futuremug.

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