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by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021
Get the A biddies’ Christmasmug. Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.
Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.
Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.
by Hooch93 August 12, 2010
Get the No Christmas Dinnermug. A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013
Get the Christmas-Mourningmug. when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
Get the Christmas Comamug. -I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
by john is my real name December 6, 2009
Get the Christmas excusemug. by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018
Get the Christmas Noobmug. by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019
Get the pittsburgh christmasmug.