A term used to describe a male who has dark hair with tuff/thick blond streaks. The blond hair is coated with a greasy coat of gel, which gives the appearance of hardness.
by Risherz... June 11, 2009
Get the Tuffin Topmug. 
a flabbier version of muffin top, whereby abdominal fat spills over a woman's pant waist. the pancake top is characterized by a lower cellulite content and higher water content than the muffin top. see muffin stump for opposite end of the pant-waist-fat-spillover spectrum.
by wysiwyggy May 15, 2009
Get the pancake topmug. by Denny and Al December 9, 2015
Get the rusty topmug. An angry dyke or feminist with radioactive hair color who spews the official narrative like a well-trained parrot.
"Man this parrot top just tired to tell me there are 42 genders."
"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"
"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"
by Ironborn October 1, 2019
Get the Parrot topmug. 
Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun
/täp/ /jā/
1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself
3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
/täp/ /jā/
1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself
3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017
Get the Top Jmug.