Skinny Dave

A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.

He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.

But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.

Skinny Dave is better than you.

by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022

Skinny BB

A fat ass faggot that skanks around the halls that is always mad.

Hey Skinny BB your looken down today why don’t u holla at me.

by Skinny Skinny BBB holla at me September 17, 2019

skinny ben

someone who is so rattled you can always see their ribcage

person 1:
Ben your so skinny, jizzy Jenny is a cum guzzler

Skinny ben:
mate im so rattled my team lost to Fiji yesterday because Tate mcdermott couldn't catch a cold

person 1:
get out of your cardboard box and have a shower

skinny ben:
we already discussed that I cannot afford a shower, anyway the water pressure would break my neck

person 1:

skinny cunt.

by TOTTENHAM ARE THE BEST September 18, 2023

Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 3, 2020

Skinny

When your body is tea.

Horizontally gifted girls don't think they're this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they're this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat! I need to get on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, what are you talking about?! You literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today!"

Girl 1: "Omg girl, I just look like so skinny, like, body is tea, like, period! Summer body goals."
Girl 2: "Girl what. You weigh 300lb and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "Omg no! That's so like fatphobic. She's just big-boned!"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she looks stunning, like, Big Is Beautiful."
Girl 2: "So, do you think Lizzo is beautiful?"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she's like so totally super gorgeous."
Girl 2: "I think you look like Lizzo."
Girl 1: "Wtf! That's so offensive. You're just a hater."

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025

Skinny Jeans

A trademark of all skater boys. These jeans can also show some other unseen things...

“Put on your skinny jeans. We’re going to the skate park.”

by xX_Boss_Xx May 3, 2018

Skinny jeans

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.

Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)

by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023