hotgirlshit777's definitions

Skinny

Horizontally gifted girls think they aren't this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they are this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat. I need to get back on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, you literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today."

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Girl 1: "Girl! Don't I just look so skinny, like, period, like summer body goals."
Girl 2: "No girl, you weigh 250lbs and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "No she's just big boned."
Girl 4: "Big is beautiful. She's as beautiful as Lizzo."

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025

Skinny

When your body is tea.

Horizontally gifted girls don't think they're this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they're this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat! I need to get on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, what are you talking about?! You literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today!"

Girl 1: "Omg girl, I just look like so skinny, like, body is tea, like, period! Summer body goals."
Girl 2: "Girl what. You weigh 300lb and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "Omg no! That's so like fatphobic. She's just big-boned!"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she looks stunning, like, Big Is Beautiful."
Girl 2: "So, do you think Lizzo is beautiful?"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she's like so totally super gorgeous."
Girl 2: "I think you look like Lizzo."
Girl 1: "Wtf! That's so offensive. You're just a hater."

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025

ask santos

"... he know it smell well."

What Ash Trevino says when asked about the wellbeing of her children.

Interviewer: "How does your nunu smell?"
Ash: "Ask Santos ... he know it smell well ;)"

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025