Skinny

When your body is tea.

Horizontally gifted girls don't think they're this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they're this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat! I need to get on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, what are you talking about?! You literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today!"

Girl 1: "Omg girl, I just look like so skinny, like, body is tea, like, period! Summer body goals."
Girl 2: "Girl what. You weigh 300lb and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "Omg no! That's so like fatphobic. She's just big-boned!"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she looks stunning, like, Big Is Beautiful."
Girl 2: "So, do you think Lizzo is beautiful?"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she's like so totally super gorgeous."
Girl 2: "I think you look like Lizzo."
Girl 1: "Wtf! That's so offensive. You're just a hater."

by hotgirlshit777 March 05, 2025

ask santos

"... he know it smell well."

What Ash Trevino says when asked about the wellbeing of her children.

Interviewer: "How does your nunu smell?"
Ash: "Ask Santos ... he know it smell well ;)"

by hotgirlshit777 March 05, 2025

Skinny

Horizontally gifted girls think they aren't this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they are this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat. I need to get back on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, you literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today."

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Girl 1: "Girl! Don't I just look so skinny, like, period, like summer body goals."
Girl 2: "No girl, you weigh 250lbs and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "No she's just big boned."
Girl 4: "Big is beautiful. She's as beautiful as Lizzo."

by hotgirlshit777 March 05, 2025