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Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.
I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.
by roger2001 March 13, 2010
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Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.
Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.
by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012
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Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.
man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."
by BirdWop August 25, 2014
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poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.
Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!
by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019
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Stress poop

Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."

"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."

"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
by CaffeineLizard July 22, 2013
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an inconvenient poop

When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.
Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer
by James McKinley May 24, 2008
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Ghost Poop

There are three popular definitions of ghost poop:

1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.

2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.

3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: Man, I thought I needed to take a monster shit, but all I did was fart and make a ghost poop on the pot.

2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...

3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
by zeemeister May 14, 2011
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