Team pet

The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"
by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023
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pet chicken

Underage male homosexual used by an older homosexual.
My pet chicken is always ready for fun.
by Tinatime July 29, 2017
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chia pet pussy

Something you have never had
YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!
by skibidididdy445 January 17, 2025
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Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.
"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."
by officalh4mm3r December 08, 2024
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toekan pet

Een grote pet in de vorm van een toekan
Omin ho's, dikke toekan pet.
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Pet Pilled

Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”

Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:

Bratty behavior when denied attention

Barking/meowing in voice chats

Curling up on people they like

Being touch-starved but won’t admit it

Melting at praise

Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats

Going feral if ignored too long

Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
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Viable Pet

A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.
Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."
by tnj629 February 19, 2022
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