Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.

I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.

by The G. August 09, 2009

Milkshake duck

Internet slang for when something was likable, but turned out to be bad. It refers to the time Waffle House debuted their new duck flavored milkshake, which everyone loved, but then everyone found out they made it by putting an entire unclean duck in a Vita-mix.

“Such a bummer, when a trusted corporation everyone loves suddenly turns into a milkshake duck.”

by Xina624 August 15, 2024

pasadena milkshake

The nasal version of a rainbow kiss. I.e. snorting through a straw.

Dude, the girl tried to rainbow kiss me so I gave her a pasadena milkshake instead

by Pasadena Milkshake April 09, 2016

florida milkshake

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina

my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week

by secretlyapepe April 04, 2022

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.

Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.

by John Tortorella December 06, 2024

Tipton Milkshake

When a female has sex with 4 boys in one day.

“I’ve shagged 4 boys today”

“Oh, so you’ve had a Tipton milkshake”

by Tiptonpoker April 26, 2023