Gooning

1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.

2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation

3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.

1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"

by TacoJackson May 29, 2025

Goon Blanket

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into

"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"

by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025

Goon

A person who is stupid and generally dumb, Acts stupid and out of place.

He is still texting us? what a goon.

by Kremvhis May 31, 2018

goon rock

A crack rock that has been smuggled in someone’s butt hole without any covering. Leaving residue of feces on the drugs.

Don’t smoke that, thats Ryan's goon rock!

by RoofBaby June 17, 2024

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

alien stage flicker gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025

Gooning

Gooning means admiring someone goofing around

person one: i think this person is gooning i really admire them

person two: Im going to goon for them

by HarukiIsPog June 1, 2025