cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.
I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer
by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018
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icon farmer

A computer user who places shortcut or program icons on the desktop to cover the screen. All of the icons are arranged in neat rows and columns resembling crops in a field.
Steve was the lead "icon farmer" in the department.
by LastMann November 24, 2010
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Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.
by New York Stories May 27, 2024
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redneck farmer

Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen
''Wolf In Sheeps Skin is a redneck farmer''
by High IQ person November 14, 2017
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Hardcore Farmer

The 14 year old associate of slippers who takes driving a tractor religiously.
by AVA SLIPPERS January 18, 2012
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Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
by Short Angry Womann December 01, 2019
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Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 08, 2021
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