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Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.
Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”
by Izumrud September 17, 2021
mugGet the Farmermug.

Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.
"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer
by owangutaun January 4, 2025
mugGet the Aura Farmermug.

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Farmer's Wifemug.

farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex
(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.
by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019
mugGet the farmer lovemug.

Rice Farmer

Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer
by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023
mugGet the Rice Farmermug.

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public
Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt
by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017
mugGet the farmers pursemug.

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