Cave Update Syndrome

Wanting something so much that you send hate mail just because it differs of what you expected for it to be.

When Mojang released Buzzy Bees update, fans had a severe case of Cave Update Syndrome.

by fneidneinwdioedowsj July 22, 2021

Cave Man Economics

When you would do anything, including taking a club to every person you know, to see top line revenue grow, even if it means eroding profitability and making no money.

Investors: Evan, what's with your financials lately? Revenue is exploding, but you're hemorrhaging cash faster than ever. Do you ever plan to turn a profit? Are you still reading that book on cave man economics?

Evan Spiegel: OOO OOO AHH AHH BIG NUMBER GOOD SMALL NUMBER BAD OOO OOO AHH AHH

by evan spiegel June 13, 2023

No cave painting no proof

Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.

Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.

by Initial Definition May 27, 2015

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

sweet potato cave

A sweet potato with a hole cut out filled with butter.

I can't believe you've never had a sweet potato cave!

by Deathnote L April 24, 2014

man cave

I would guess that this would be a puerile diversion that is a temporary regression to the psychosexual stage of development known as latency (the ages between 5 or 6 to the time of pimples and interest in girls) with the upper middle class and above. You would need a house with space for a possible knockabout mannish place where lace is not allowed.
This would offer a respite from events that are stressful and jettison to a time when the demands of adulthood morph to the days you hung signs on clubhouses, " No Grils Aloud."

Hunter threw Sissy out of the man cave when she came in to quiet down the ruckus of Brady's last touchdown pass"

by redrum67 December 28, 2013

cave man sex

2 men rubbing there penises together like a caveman starting a fire

lets go hav cave man sex in that alley back there

by dicy 132 November 5, 2008