brain browsing

Getting lost in thought.

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014

finch brain

A person who has a brain that is the same size as a finch.

Katie is a finch brain, she thinks dolphins are fast on land

by KenzBoiDad October 10, 2020

Dork for brains

Being a complete and utter dork

Wow Kat is a complete dork for brains.

by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018

Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

poop brain

Licking someone’s ass hole, then quickly sucking their cock right after.

Poop Brain.

Hey, Kirsten. Do you think later I can get some poop brain?

by HDCatnip May 14, 2018

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 5, 2018