Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Pole-sitting

When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.

He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.

by blazer13 September 4, 2013

sit on myspace

just it all over myspace!

Simon:what did you do whilst social networking today eric?

Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)

Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?

by bbb brother September 6, 2010

Sit n’ Spin

A “sit n’ spin” is when a male squats or sits on a female’s face while they engage in cunnilingus, oral, or tonguing of the male anus while “spinning” their tongue around the asshole. Hence the term “sit n’ spin.”

“I got to try the sit n’ spin with my girlfriend last weekend. It rocked my world”

by S4ltin3 February 23, 2020

Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.

by Shaboinked December 11, 2023

Mother sitting

Similar to baby sitting, but looking after a sibling, relation or significant other due to their in capabilities.

I can’t come out as I’m mother sitting, I’ll need to get a pass to come out

by Slimey mike June 12, 2022

Start up Sit up

The Start up Sit up of a period of time, hinting at a Stand up before going into a Start up Sit up to make the further Stand up slightly more enjoyable and fun. Not funny at all and shouldn't be brought up, but it still is standing up.

"That should be a start up sit up! haheh, get it? It's like a stand up"

by BrokenMindFever May 16, 2025