When you are sitting on your computer all day watching Tv shows and your mom gets up from a nap, pissed from spending money that is not hers and takes away your computer.
Steve: Damn Joe, Spartacus is kickin' ass! I'll try to finish this season in one day!
Bitch: Give me your computer, thats all you do everyday! Sit and watch those raunchy shows, I've had enough!
Joe: Wow we really have a Television Bitch on our hands...
Bitch: Give me your computer, thats all you do everyday! Sit and watch those raunchy shows, I've had enough!
Joe: Wow we really have a Television Bitch on our hands...
by lookinlikeacyclonehityou December 29, 2011
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This effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect
This effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect
A- Dude - isn't that Telly Savalas over there across the street?
B- What? Where?
A- Across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
B- Dude, Telly Savalas has been dead and burried for years. What you see is just a telesavalas.
B- What? Where?
A- Across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
B- Dude, Telly Savalas has been dead and burried for years. What you see is just a telesavalas.
by boogaloid March 8, 2013
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Where you quite simply stand in a telephone box staring creepily at passers by. Using the telephone is not needed as the point of this skill is todisturp and make other people feel uncomfortable.
'Shit that guy was telephone boxing me!"
"Lets go telephone box the shit out of some unsuspecting punters"
"Lets go telephone box the shit out of some unsuspecting punters"
by runfatboyrun May 12, 2013
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Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.
by Airpace22 June 27, 2014
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"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."
by Creed Cur August 18, 2014
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