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English teacher 

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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THAT grade seven teacher 

An easily offended teacher who treats certain people like absolute trash and attempts to ruin their social lives. He/She will listen to students conversations and will take certain things out of context to get said student into deep trouble. When someone calls her out on her behavior, whether it be in front of the entire class or in private, she will take it as an insult and try to ruin the social life on whatever student criticized her. She attempts to take away rights such as leaving the room to use the bathroom as soon as they walk through the classroom door. Half the things he/she teaches contradicts everything taught in past grades. He/She silences topics that need to be talked about such as suicide, depression, etc. Nobody listens to her, because nobody respects her enough to do so.
Student 1: I can't believe she got me suspended for repeating something my uncle said about her.
Student 2: Yeah, I guess she's just THAT grade seven teacher.

supply(er) teacher

The supply teacher that will openly talk to you about the consumption of drugs.
Jacob: Mr. Fallen, what a supply(er) teacher he was, I hope Mrs. M is sick again tomorrow!

the substitute teacher effect 

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".
Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect

why u teacher 

when a teacher with a disability is questioned by a student with a disability on why they are teaching if they have a disability
guys get into uniform

WHY U TEACHER

call your teacher by their first name week

on the 18th of november till the 24th of november you call your teacher by their first name
call your teacher by their first name week the you call your teacher by their first name

National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day

On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?