tailgate

When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.

This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:

Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.

Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.

Tailgating may lead to a car fuck

Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.

It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

by Jeff September 13, 2004

duck tail

A DUCK TAIL IS A HAIR CUT IN WITCH U ONLY LET THE BACK BOTTOM PART OF THE HAIR GROW AS A TAIL WHILE
THE REST OF UR HEAD HAS A BALD FADE ITS WELL KNOWN IN DALLAS TX AN IS KNOWN TO BE USED BY PEOPLE FROM PLEASANT GROVE AN OLD EAST DALLAS USUALLY HISPANICS THAT ARE IN THE E.S.H UP AT SKYLINE USE IT OR IF U JUST WANT 2 REPRESENT UR HOOD THA GROVE OR EAST DALLAS IT SINGLES U OUT FROM OTHER HOODS LIKE WEST DALLAS AN OAK CLIFF

REDD GO HEAD AN HIT ME UP A HIGH BALD FADE WITH A "DUCK TAIL" LIKE MY BOY DUCKY D

by DA GHETTO RICHY RICH October 22, 2010

catch a tiger by the tail

Something too difficult to manage or cope with.
This colorful metaphor conjures up the image of grabbing a powerful but fierce animal by the tail, only to have it turn on one.

You know nothing about the commodities market; you'll end up catch a tiger by the tail.

by nootka2 March 20, 2010

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

YouTube Tail Chase

A YouTube Tail Chase or YouTube Tail Chase Loop, refers to the endless re-buffering of a video during streaming. With the loading of Youtube videos comes a circle, with smaller circles going around it. This circle icon appears in the middle of the video during the streaming process. These circles look like a dog chasing it's own tail around in an endless circle. YouTube Tail Chase Loops commonly occur when trying to watch multiple videos at once. If a 1 minute video Re-Buffers 5 or more times, then that can be considered a YouTube Tail Chase. And if a 5 or 10 minute video that never finishes playing, because it doesn't come out of the rebuffering process, is then considered a YouTube Tail Chase Loop.

I got stuck in a YouTube Tail Chase when I was trying to watch a clip of some dumb kid who lit himself on fire. It took me 15 minutes to watch a 2 minute clip!!!

by the2ndflood August 15, 2008

two shakes of a lamb's tail

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

by vulveeta September 1, 2003