masterful gambit

Used ironically to mock a (potentially premeditated) voluntary action that negatively affects whoever is doing it

Elon Musk: *slams penis in car door*
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir

by DJDavid98 March 15, 2023

Master of Missionary

Big C is the master of missionary, his unfathomable sexual conquests with the russian kitchen shake the very core of the earth itself. He is so unbelievably skilled at missionary that no sexual act can rival it, not even the Alaskan Pipeline

"All hail the Master of Missionary, we are nothing in this presence"- Jesus M:42 vibing with Roboute Gulliman

by Kheyan February 28, 2020

Rap Master

A rap artist that has a million styles and mastered them all.

The rap master rapped every word in every way that is ever possible... and mastered it.

by ConfirmedEnglish August 12, 2020

OD master

OD means over doing. An OD master is always one who is always over doing it, and to his or her best abilities. Likes to be on top of everyone and over does everything to it's maximum.

- John is taking 5 shots every minute.
- I know, he's an OD master.

- This party is the BEST!
- Uhm, no it's not. Why are you being such an OD master?

by rochalex October 4, 2010

spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016

the masters school

the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.

masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out

"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"

"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"

by lord jeffery April 2, 2023

Stair master

Getting a blowjob on a stairwell. Often this causes the shakes, especially when done outside your neighbors door. There is a certain covertness to this often when it is said.

Hey, my sexy Russian baby momma want to help me get in shape on the stair master when they pass out?

by Kiss Kiss & Hero March 30, 2016