A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag
KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours
by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010
the art of generating inflated statistical data to improve your chances of getting something done quicker (or in your favour) by sucking superfluous information out of your thumb.
if we implement this tool or feature we'll derive a 100% increase in revenue based on thumb data extracted during analysis.
by SexyBaldie June 30, 2011
by GreattScott November 03, 2013
A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.
Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!
by rickbbiking September 21, 2012
by Slang danga December 26, 2016
21st century slipping of the tongue. Can technically include accidental replies or grammar mistakes...
"ahhh man, I didn't mean to send that! Total slip of the thumb there, apologies!" - In reference to a message sent to someone by mistake, or that accidental !,? or word that likes to randomly make itself a plural....
by Mat Wood September 06, 2017