F-airy Puss

When your having sex with a girl who has a fucking hairy pussy.

hey bro me and this girl were gonna have sex but i noticed she had a F-airy Puss! SICK!!!

by melkizzzle July 6, 2009

crushing puss

Having rough sex

Damn Thomas that bitch is bad! last night I was crushing puss!

by 1kThousand February 10, 2025

Puss

Short for ‘Pussdanky,

Describing something that is the best of its kind.

Expressing excitement or joy about a past, present, or future event.

Dude that cereal was hella puss this morning!

The party next weekend is gunna be puss as fuck bro!

by Kaymunni July 10, 2023

puss kiss

The act of a gay male mistakenly kissing a straight male due to the aforementioned straight male being a giant drunken pretty pussy, therefore mistaken for a subservient gay male.

Rosco of Telledega had a great big puss kiss in the lodge washroom on an unfortunate and confusing drunken weekend adventure.

by Woo pub September 23, 2017

the puss fic

The Puss Fic is a kinky fanfic in which Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross have frisky anal

It was early in the afternoon, Ryan and Brendon were in bed. Ryan was starting to get frisky so he desided to pleasure himself and Brendon, so he grabbed brendon by the puss, making Brendon moan loudly. "I got your sweet puss" he whispers in brendons ear and licks up his ear lobe softly. Brendon is unable to move and he's whining and shaking in pleasure. Ryan began to pump brendons puss slowly, wanting to gain the musical moans escape brendons thicc beautiful lips. Ryan smiled as he heard Brendon wine and squirm in pleasure. Ryan got ontop of him and took off his pants to where his puss was hard against brendons chest. "Want me to ride your puss?" Ryan whispers in brendons ear seductively. Brendon nods eagerly as Ryan lifts himself up over brendons puss, brendons puss enters Ryan slowly. Ryan moans loudly as he lowers himself all the way down "dick me down" Ryan moans, at this point Brendon was done looking submissive when in reality he made Ryan his bitch. Brendon grabs Ryan's hips and slams into him, making moans escape Ryan's lips. The end of brendons lips curled into a perfect smile when he saw how he was destroying Ryan. "You like my puss baby boy?" He grinds his teeth at Ryan. "Y-yes daddy your big puss in my juice factor!" Ryan moans while he arches his back making Brendon hit his strawberry just perfectly. Brendon flips them over to where Brendon was ontop of Ryan slamming his puss into him eager for Ryan to come. "I-i'm gonna spill my creamy fluids" The puss fic

by ThePussFic March 10, 2018

baby deener glamour puss

Young genius scallywag lite footed man

Oh no...baby deener glamour puss is stuck in a tree!

by Didrah November 17, 2020

jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014