John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend”

by John lemons April 13, 2022

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 01, 2022

lemon seed

The seed of a lemon. Can trigger delirium if flicked onto the floor. Many 19th century sanitariums were filled with victims of the lemon seed.

(laughing hysterically) I flicked a lemon seed onto the floor! It's really funny but I don't know why! HAHAHAHA!

by positive dark August 30, 2014

yaoi lemon

Slang for a sex scene or a romance scene (more often used as slang for a sex scene than just a romance scene) in a yaoi fanfiction. Often contains several creative words for cum, penis, and buttsex. Usually very disturbing unless you're a yaoi fan. But even then it's still kind of disturbing.

"I can't believe I wrote a yaoi lemon."
"I can't believe she wrote a yaoi lemon!"
"Found any good yaoi lemons lately?"
"I quit reading that yaoi fic once it got to that huge lemon.."

by Picture Me February 18, 2004

Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003

lemon butter

what one can call the sweat in his/her gooch.

Man it's so hot in here I can smell my lemon butter.

by bobthebuilderisafuckingbeast April 10, 2010

Lemon Peeling

A sex act. Very demonic. In which the make cuts of the two flaps of a girl's pussy. Then he squirts lemon juice on it until it swells. Commonly used as torture.

Hey Jen! Tonight I'm gonna use some lemon peeling on your hot wet pussy!

by Americanbadassbeercock January 26, 2015