1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Junk

"It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called Junk"

Person 1: Will you please fondle my junk.

Person 2: Sure.

by fiery_y_king March 9, 2020

jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010

junk keep

Junk keep- another word/slang to describe an object.

That junk keep kinda fye b

I had to bust his head open with the junk keep

by Sleezy23 November 6, 2017

Junk

The junction aka junk aka junk cubed is a neighbourhood in Toronto Ontario that is near the west Toronto diamond, a junction of 4 railroads in the area

Yo bro, it's Friday night let's go bar hopping at Ossington.
Nah bruh, the junk is where it's at. Are you even awake? Make sure you drip up or get your ass dropped out!

by Not the legend August 18, 2021

cook his junk

another way to say a hard pass.

girl 1: is this guy cute? girl 2: EW COOK HIS JUNK ASAP.

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025