california knot

The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.

hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?

by chiefsneef May 23, 2014

California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.

Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.

by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023

California Cold

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

Damn its fucking California cold out here

by 5Head4Head3Head July 17, 2019

California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.

Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.

by anonymous September 29, 2022

The California Drift

When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.

Friend: Damn that guy almost killed about 10 people!
You: Yeah yo, he did The California Drift.

by Unicorn Muffintop July 28, 2018

California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.

My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018

California Solo

Masturbating in the Pacific Ocean

The beach was so full of hot babes, that in order to avoid a woody I had to go in the ocean and get a California Solo

by il brutto March 20, 2013