you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose

When you take a silver or golden spoon and put the handle in your nose.

Then you make a ahegao face.
Then you t-pose.

Abbreviated to SAT

Geoff: Dude what did you do this weekend.
Jeff: Well I did Spoon, Ahegao and T-Pose
Geoff: I love to SAT

by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way October 3, 2019

don't panic it's organic

a phrase you say to people when they are freaking out from smoking too much pot or eating too many shrooms

"dude i'm freaking out."
"don't panic it's organic"

by turkeyfunk October 22, 2008

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!

nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

Girls don't poop

The widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or pass anything out of their anus. This theory is contrary to the theory that girls do, in fact, poop.

I wonder why is smells so bad after Beth came out of the bathroom, cause girls don't poop.

by keg poe July 30, 2009

T-pose

Noun: The act of asserting dominance in your school system.
Verb: To raise your arms by at shoulder level and assert dominance, most comonly used against other students.

BillY: Oh hi Bryce whats up
Bryce: *t-poses*
Bruce: MIND YO BUSINESS BILLY, I OWN YOU!

by Heythatsprettynifty June 11, 2018