Don't cap my ass

Please don't shoot me

Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"

by mk41 March 15, 2021

i don't care

This is pretty obvious. If you don't know what this means, either English isn't your language, or you are just an idiot. Either way, I don't care.

synonyms include:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

hey, don't you have a girlfriend. dude, i don't care.

by filthyrich February 8, 2008

t.clark dark

Being tan all year long. Being too tan during the sumer. Being darker than everyone else.

That girl is t.clark dark!

by skimbl1 June 12, 2010

I don't care

Not caring about the randomness of what Areli is about to tell you

Areli: My best friend is really bald headed

Jay: I don't care ...

by Jayflexa June 23, 2017

T-Cain

To make something seriously awesome, extremely creative, completely epic; brings a uniqueness to it and makes it better...
T-Pain, for example, makes songs like "I'm On a Boat" SO much better and more unique. "T-Caining" comes from T-Pain, but it's better, because it's unique and different, which is what "T-Caining" is. It is the action of making something better, more unique or just making it AWESOME.

Did you bedazzle your shoes?
Ya dude. I just t-cained my shoes.

by kelsokelso8 June 21, 2011

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

by zipwolf June 28, 2006

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017