A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018
A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise
Girl: please never talk to me again
Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 11, 2021
When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere February 05, 2011
by crazybutfucker21 April 09, 2011
When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018
the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
by Nurse Jenny June 08, 2012