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Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY
Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.
by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009
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Stomp Pad

Some form of a pad that sticks in front of the back binding of a snowboard that was unsuccessfully made to keep gapers feet from slipping off their boards while being unstrapped. It is however a success in spotting out a gaper and ruining any quality snowboard.
Gaper- "Hey check out my stomp pad doesn't it make my salomon look..."
Boarder- "Dumb-ass gaper just fell right in front of me while in line for the lift"

"That stomp pad makes your $500 skate banana look like a $150 nitro board"
by John steezemaster November 30, 2010
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by AppakKappa March 2, 2017
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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Irish Stomp

the result of a barfight, the victor (intoxicated and wearing workboots) places his opponent face down and stomps the back of his neck.

see also, Irish curb stomp
"We went over to J.P. Cunninghams and Irish stomped that hot chicks boyfriend because he kept giving us dirty looks every time we drove by."
by shamroxxxx August 21, 2008
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Kick Stomp

Kickin a bitch in the stomache for takin lip, and then thrusting the foot downward as to drive them into the ground.
Man that bitch told me she was out of hot dogs so i kick stomped the shit out of her into the pool. kick stomp.
by Charlie-Brown October 24, 2007
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Roach Stompers

those ugly orthopedic lookin Fila shoes that every basic white girl wears
ewww do you see Karen she’s wearing those “roach stompers” again.
by sExYvEGan1 August 7, 2019
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