by Paul SN November 27, 2007
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I banged this skank on the rag. When i pulled off the rubber i saw she gave me a strawberry bracelet.
by fckyeah November 3, 2009
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by TomRobinsonsDick March 2, 2010
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by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015
Get the Strawberries mug.Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop December 2, 2018
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Get the strawberry kiss mug.When a girl visibly stains her clothes with menstrual fluid she is said to have been:
'strawberry picking in a white dress'
'strawberry picking in a white dress'
1- Where's Sarah?
2- She went strawberry picking in a white dress... if you know what I mean.
3- Oh! Poor girl!
2- She went strawberry picking in a white dress... if you know what I mean.
3- Oh! Poor girl!
by OHJEAH February 5, 2012
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