by Marvin Gonzalez October 26, 2019

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024

by SuckMyPlums December 18, 2014

A bunch of kisses given in rapid succession. Usually given to small children or pets in your immediate family.
by echoAwoo June 24, 2023

Dude 1: Did you see the game yesterday? TSM won 7-1, 7-0
Dude 2: Yeah they Tempo Stormed the opposition
Dude 2: Yeah they Tempo Stormed the opposition
by bigboydillywilly September 27, 2020

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).
Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
