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by Statesmeilofp October 15, 2021

Satenfreude

To take pleasure in the misery of Bitcoin investors when the price drops.

The feeling is often experienced by individuals about whom one or more of the following points may apply:
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin when the price was considerably lower.
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin during a recent dip in price.
- Firm belief that a different asset class (e.g. Gold) is a superior investment.

The word is derived from Satoshi, a fraction of a Bitcoin and often abbreviated to Sat, and schadenfreude.

A feeling of satenfreude came over me as the price of Bitcoin continued to tumble. Maybe those guys at the office will shut up about it now.

Mike just lost a ton of money on crypto. I feel nothing but satenfreude. Hopefully his Lambo breaks down on the freeway too.

by Townie not Turfer January 19, 2022

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010

Trick Statement

A form of a trick question or rhetorical question said in the form of a statement.

Mariah: "I'm smarter than I look."

Lucas: "Is that a trick statement?"

by VoodooSoup January 16, 2011

3 state shit

When you dump occurs in all 3 states of matter: solid, liquid and gas.

That food I ate gave me a 3 state shit!

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."

The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."

by ProMich December 14, 2011

Wayne State

Wayne State College aka Wasted State aka Wayne State Construction aka Why am I paying thousands of dollars for this my school is known for taking naps

Why did you go to Wayne State College (I actually love my school It's gr8 everybody is really nice here) (They're also really conservative so watch out)

by IDontEvenGoHere February 26, 2017