snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

by aikybrky September 15, 2009

snatchdragon

A woman's vagina.

You have a dirty snatchdragon. It smells like fish. Take a bath.

by Fuzzy Tickler October 4, 2011

Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.

Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !

by kneejerk December 27, 2013

Snatchchat

When All You Use Snapchat For Is nudes

Yo can i get your snatchchat?,you mean snapchat? so no nudes then?

by Braden Fredericks June 28, 2017

Satch

Short for "saturate" or "saturated".

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"

by Fart friend February 9, 2019

Cranky Snatch

A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.

She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.

by Cranky snatch April 10, 2009

papercut snatch

Pertaining to a ladies genitalia,usually a lady in her prime.

That bird I shagged last night was unbelievable! Her cunt was perfect, it was a papercut snatch surrounded by candy floss

by Shytalk July 4, 2009