my space

myspace used to be, for generally OLDER more MATURE well GROWN UP persons to meet new people because they are far too much of carpet munchers to go up to people on their own and resort to a computer to meet them, now it has come to the point where PREteeangers post personality quizs that they lied on, purposely use slutty pictures to attract older man the opposite of their color, write a bullshiting biography so people will (hopefully) find them cool and believe that it is some kind of secret replacment for livejournal even though they have no idea how to use the blogging tool, so they just comment their lives off, but mostly tell each other how hotottttt or sexxxiii or "pretty" each other are, just so they like each other, even though in the back of their minds they are just saying, "that bitch is so hideous" and so they post this shit all over the internet, they are dumb enough to make one, and they are even dumber to think that the internet they post iton only their gay bag friends view even though the entire school reads it, so you approach this hideous piece of shit and say, "hey i have seen your myspace" and they go, "WHAT WHO ARE YOU!?!?! YOU STALKER" and you say, "um it's public, that is not stalking" and then they realize ohhh yeahh like DUH!

OLD:
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"

NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"

by Devereaux June 6, 2005

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

space junk

High quality cocaine.

"got space junk?"

"give me some of that fucking space junk!"

by spacestud August 11, 2006

sace

The combination of the words: sack and face.

Dude, you put your sack on his face? SACE!

I think I might have a sace sandwich today.

by Hambone and Orangepylon January 24, 2009

Staceyism

Staceyism

A religion, cult, or belief system that’s principles are found through random mediums of nature i.e. rain on a sunny day, crimes of passion, epiphanies of a narcissist, crying during orgasm. Followers usually worship the Virgin Goddess. The holistic philosophy is rooted deeply in an appreciation and indebtedness to dichotomy and integrations.

I recruited a new follower of Staceyism today!

She is a total Stacist!

by 1Founder February 7, 2009

Spacecruiser

A male who enjoys illicit relationships of a sexual nature with canines.

Leave that labrador alone Spacecruiser.

by Bill Werbeniuk November 2, 2006

SACE

South Australia's official certification for university entry, stands for: Successful Achievement Comes Easily. A good alternative to the International Baccalaureate.

A: Hey! Why are you doing SACE and not doing IB like me?
B: Because I don't wanna have unneccesary workload, Successful Achievement Comes Easily

by mihii February 25, 2010