fart squirrel

A skunk.

"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."

by notvelvet November 22, 2015

krish the squirrel

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree

Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!

by BigBread4 August 1, 2018

Angery Squirrel

The crazy friend that climbs up trees and throws pine cones at you from in the tree

The angery squirrel is angery

by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018

turbo squirrel

A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.

2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.

by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

pussy squirrel

A person who chases pussy!

My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!

by 808OMeOMeOMy April 2, 2019