squad girlfriend

A community girlfriend where everybody obtains equal benefits, of which are mutually decided and agreed upon before the contract is officially signed. Said contract is in effect for any predetermined amount of time no less than 6 weeks and no more than 12 months

"Wow check out Amanda hanging out with the boys!"
"Yeah, she's a real squad girlfriend."

by ritbowling4L December 12, 2016

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

Jelly Squad

Authority Officials that in which do not have much authority, mostly unarmed guards.

Hey dude, they can't do anything to us, it's only the jelly squad.

by Brimart92 April 21, 2008

corps squad

1. Sports team at the United States Military Academy.
2. spoiled brats who haven't gotten over the dumbass high school football team mentality ("hurr durr. thats what she said. hurr hurr hey bend over."

Who are these fucking plebes falling out in Central Area?
Oh, Corps Squadders. figures.

by greatolemiss February 2, 2009

Dookie Squat

1.The position most animals get in when trying to pass a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats.
2.Position a human will get in when he/she needs to shit and no toilet is available.

Nick-That dog is gonna shit.
Dave-How do you know?
Nick-It's going into a dookie squat


He is such a loser. We told him to go before we left to go fishing. Now he is in the bushes copping a dookie squat with no toilet paper.

by Nicky Jam Jam April 27, 2009

Sumo Squat

To squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.

Marty - Man, after driving for hours my balls got stuck to my thighs causing me to "sumo squat".

Anthony - LOLOLOLOL!

An Example of a Sumo Squat:

by Teh Asian One September 18, 2009

Mall Squatter

All the same qualities of a mall crawler but for overlanders. Usually a late model 4runner or Jeep JK with tons of unnecessary off road shit strapped to their vehicles, which they'll never use. Mall Squatters are easily identified by their roof top tent, 33 inch tires, maxtrax pads and empty rotopax attached to the exterior of their vehicle. The tires will be glazed with tire shine, the paint will look just like it did the day they bought it, and the headliner will be covered with overlanding patches. Light bars and ditch lights with yellow lenses are also a dead giveaway.

Maria - "why does that guys always have a roof top tent on his minivan?"
Me- "For squatting at the mall and Instagram pictures"
Maria- "does he ever use it?"
Me- "yea, he camps in it 3 times a year but paid more for it than the mattress on his bed"
Maria- "why does he have water and gas cans strapped to his tire carrier, does he travel a lot?"
Me- "no, they're empty"
Maria- "so he's just a mall squatter."

by @floppedyota October 10, 2017