The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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When someone you love says something cute that makes you so happy, all you can react with is a picture of a blue screen.
Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)
by Starry_gal June 21, 2020
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Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!
tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... Head tilts back.
vancouver.
I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!
Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!
Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!
tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... Head tilts back.
vancouver.
I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!
Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 23, 2021
Get the on-screen happy happy happy mug.to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking
by chchchchanning May 10, 2008
Get the bring him/her on screen mug.Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019
Get the Cum and go screen protector mug.*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"
by UziMaster August 21, 2011
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