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spaghetti and meatballs

When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)
While drunk last night an old lady took advantage and gave me spaghetti and meatballs.
by bubbles009 September 21, 2013
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Mom's spaghetti

A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti

And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
by What'sAPseudonym??? August 22, 2017
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spaghetto

Slums in the USA full of euro crap.
"yo, tipo, you're in the spaghetto now!!!" (with a menacing snarl)
by Usman Khan June 30, 2003
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Spaghetti Straps

Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.
I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.
by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011
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Spaghetti Night Scramble

When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.
"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"
by JazzDemon November 18, 2011
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Spaghetti-Os

A variant on 69 in which each partner slurps spaghetti noodles off their respective partner's genitalia. A male partner would typically have noodles wrapped around their penis, while a female partner would typically have noodles first twirled into a ball and then pressed into vagina, resting roughly halfway above surface level. If a female partner is on top for this position, the other partner should be wary of the spaghetti spilling entirely onto their face. Both shapes would resemble something like an O, hence the term "Spaghetti-Os".

WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
Partner #1: I'm hungry. Wanna have some Spaghetti-Os?
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
by Linguistic Jester July 30, 2017
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spaghettize

The act of mixing spaghetti noodles and sauce
There are not enough noodles to spaghettize my sauce
by MoksaRajas August 14, 2017
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