social spam

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

Keyboard spam

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)

"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.

by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

where the spam

The word spam, in this case, is not used to make refference to the almighty wonder of questionable food that is Spam, but rather a substitute for a curse word.
This phrase is usually used by an individual who is questioning a location but is also looking to cut back on their swearing.
Other similar phrases included 'what the spam' 'who the spam' 'why the spam' and ' how the spam'

e.g.
girl 1: I think we're lost...
girl 2: Where the spam are we?!

boy: Dude... what the spam are you wearing?

by crap_weasel September 8, 2006

SPAM

A nmemonic/abreviation for
short
pointless
annoying
messages

I get X=10394902385098509238409238409328409328092380924830948^X amount of spams everday.

by sss3d July 16, 2004

spam

(noun) An art, widely known to meat packers and us alike. Considered an art to the northern canines, who call themselves WOLFBOYS. Their representative uses words unmentionable and is quite cool.

You just made a spam post on the guild MB.

by Mikey a.k.a. Wolfboy August 22, 2006

spam

unsolicited commercial email. abounds on the internet; in fact, it may account for the majority of email soon. programmers try to keep it away by devising new techniques to separate it from regular mail, but it continues to annoy people.

I got a spam the other day from my university -- I'm going to sue them straight back to Kansas!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

Spamazon

Spam one cent to your friends amazon account through gift cards

amazon Spamazon

by PandaNeko May 31, 2012