Cold Spaghetti

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.

Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.

by GamingDudester December 4, 2017

spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.

Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."

by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017

Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

spaghetti fountain

a spaghetti fountain is like a bukkake, but instead of a girl, it's spaghetti.

"Bro c'mon! We're doing a spaghetti fountain tonight! Everybody's gonna be there!"

by JamaicanBever May 15, 2016

Spaghetti Mike

A pedophile.

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.

by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016

spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

Techno Spaghetti

A mess of cables often found when allot of electronic equipment is being used, especially found in a poorly maintained 19'' rack cabinet.

Sorry that job took hours, they had a really bad case of techno spaghetti.

by The Burning Phoenix December 29, 2016