sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.

“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”

by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019

Sit up

To sit with a fixed, upright posture.

Please sit up during class—stop slouching at your desk like that

by Hakanson February 14, 2021

Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.

That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy

by rayz1459 June 29, 2022

Sitting room

When you can't think of the word living room

Pranjali thought I was in the sitting room

by SleepyAsian July 3, 2019

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.

"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

Sitting White Bear

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022