Simpamumpapuss

Someone who is a simp, a mump as well as a pussy

I can’t believe he fisted her asshole while being sick. He’s definitely a simpamumpapuss.

by Buzzy the basic bitch January 31, 2021

SimpleNinja

A popular YouTuber and a sexy person. He is also known as 'Simple' and 'Simpy'. You look at his name and know you'd lose a 1v1 against him in COD.

Person: Wow Simple, nice cock!
SimpleNinja: Thanks bro!

by a person looking for Joe March 24, 2021

Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.

I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.

by Neegaboi May 11, 2021

Simon Snow

Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.

Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.

Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."

Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.

"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."

Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.

by Friendly neighborhood cat July 7, 2021

Simon Kalivoda

The best character in fear street, who didnt deserve to die.

"hey whos your favorite character in fear street?"

"Simon Kalivoda."

by Kei<33 July 21, 2021

Simp Music

Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.

Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.

by barbershopbobby November 9, 2021

simons gf

Simons gf is sweet, kind, brave, and most importantly super hot.

ME: You know Scarlet is Simons gf
Them:Totally shes smoking hot!!

by r4ybandz January 21, 2022