shits and giggles

Quite possibly the most annoying and meaningless phrase ever. What does crap or a laugh have to do with anything?

Person 1: "Yeah, I just did it for shits and giggles."
Person 2: *sighs* "Not another one."

by H8s shiz and gigz March 13, 2008

beat your shits up

1. When one is about to KO in Super Smash Bros
2. When one is being attacked viciously by an angry Ridley.
3. When the Pirimids are trying to get all up ons and steal your key.

1. Man you're totally beating my shits up
2. That Ridley is going to beat your shits up
3. Those Pirimids are trying to beat your shits up for that fuckin key.

by Meta Knight September 29, 2008

Two Shits

Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.

Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday

by tippler January 28, 2010

Screamin Shits

Liquid Crap, diarrhea, the runs, etc. Just a funny way of saying it.

Dude 1: Ah man, it smells like rotten fetus in here!

Dude 2: Ah, Dude #3 had the screamin shits last night. Still fuckin smells.

by The Cheesecake Truck April 28, 2004

Shits

The nickname of my stupid ass step-brother. He earned the nickname by shitting his pants when he was 16. See also, Crusty and Shitler

Step-brother: Hey, is Mom home?
Me: Shut up Shits.

by =w= December 13, 2004

Napalm Shits

When one defecates(usually diarrhea) and leaves the anal area with a burning sensation

Man, those bean burritos yesterday kept me up all night with the napalm shits

by Dennie January 5, 2009

shutski

A russian way to say shut.

You really need to shutski

by Kitty_Kat July 10, 2006