Donald Shrimp

A money whore.

Also can be referred to a very huge jackass in some situations.

(Person 1) Is that Donald Shrimp?
(Person 2) Fuck off mate, he is just a shrimp that has a money whore issue, ignore him.

by pussylover1124 June 24, 2018

Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.

I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

Shrimping

Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.

Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022

Shrimp Grippin'

Masturbating with your small penis.

Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.

by Salty Weasel April 12, 2024

shrimp diving

The act of plunging one's cock so deep in a vagina, that the balls are actually inserted.

I went shrimp diving in my mom last night. hot karl

by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014