main screen turn on

taken from the english version of zero wing. go to google and search for all your base. funny.

Main screen turn on. Good evening gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

by Aries October 29, 2003

Black Screen of WTF?!

Few ever lose their fight with the Blue Screen of Death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of PC Fuck Updome. After fighting with the BSOD, if you are lucky enough to pass through the BSOD purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying "What the fuck?!"even after pressing the On/restart button to your computer.

You've just killed your computer, congratulations!

Billy Bob - after failing to understand his BSOD problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop - decided to just keep restarting his machine when the BSOD appeared. Certain BSOD aren't really BSOD's they're more, Blue Screens of This Computer Sucks - but only in some scrote licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. Billy Bob, not giving a shit about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. Until one day the restart Billy Bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. Left completely dumb-founded, all Billy Bob could do was stare at the Black Screen of WTF?! and say...

by Monster Truck Smash August 31, 2011

A Screenshot

The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.

I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.

by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018

The Screen Savers

Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.

They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.

Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.

TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.

I was watching The Screen Savers, and they showed me how to attached multiple JPEGs.

by Huhk February 19, 2004

Smoke Screen

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!

"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

Screenie

When someone, most commonly a teenage girl, takes a screenshot either

a) accidentally, meaning to take a selfie
b) attempts to wow his/her facebook followers with quality photos of such games as Minecraft

OMG James I was so embarrassed the other day- I spent ages building up to this selfie I was gonna take and then posted images of myself playing WoW on Facebook- such a bad time for a screenie!

Did you see my amazing screenie the other day? Man, I was pwning that ender dragon so hard.......

by Tarhellian February 20, 2014

blue screen of death

Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.

Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?

*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*

by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006