scarped

A nonsensical comment that abruptly ends a conversation like a car going over a cliff or a record scratch.

If you have been a victim of failed sarcasm, wit, or basic logic, you may have been scarped.

Man: My favorite band is Led Zeppelin, what's yours?
Woman: Grateful Dead Zeppelin
Man: Uh, what?

by Mr. Geologist September 28, 2013

Sarp Sarıoğlu

RAPİST, a male species which forces numerous people at times to grab his cock and wank it due to his family issues

Ps. May have serious chronical micro penis

Who raped her ?
Ah Sarp Sarıoğlu
Oh that makes sense

by Bröther January 3, 2019

Shampoo

Something you wash your hair with.

last night I had to wash my hair but there was no shampoo so I had to use my boyfriends cum

by yuhhhhhhh June 23, 2019

Shampoo fishing

This is where you kill someone soak them in shampoo and stick a fishing rod up their pussy.

I did the old shampoo fishing to your girl

by Random personlmao April 21, 2020

Scarp

The act of a juvenile bigfeets beginning puberty carefully removing the bark from a sapling to attract a mate. After puberty the adult bigfeets will return to the area to check for females.

I’ve been waiting by this scarp for weeks and still haven’t seen hair or hide of him.

by Mc2left December 2, 2020

axle piss shampoo

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.

by will January 5, 2003

Scarper

means to dash : to run without a care about where you are running. used in the sense of playful guilt by children.

look there's that fucking boring, square evil twat-let's scarper.

by fish October 10, 2004